Finally going to have some coffee. The carafe broke 4 days ago and we had to buy a new maker just to get a carafe. Dying of withdrawal. Must…. Have… COFFEE.

Yesterday the video card on my computer fried, and it wasn’t even during a particularly intense rendering moment. Oh no. It fried while surfing for replacement coffee carafes. Why are they so expensive? $20 for a fucking pot to make coffee in? That’s how much I paid for the entire coffee maker!

And why is the glass they’re made from so bloody thin? It’s like they’re designed to break just so you have to buy a new one. They’re like the razor of the kitchen.

One thing I think is so hilarious is the concept of the “Man Room.” Are you familiar with this concept? I am, thanks to television shows such as “Take This House And Sell It” in which people who can’t sell their homes get help from professional designers to tidy their shit up and move on. In more than one episode that I’ve seen, the home has a “Man Room” in it.

And what is this fabled Man Room, you ask? Well it’s a room where the Man of the house apparently decides that all conventions of tidiness, neatness, and tastefulness need not apply. Simply put, it’s a room for the guy of the household to be a big fat slob and sit around with his nuts hanging out. Amirite?

Anyhow, I have no problem with people in long term relationships who live with their significant other to want to have a little place of their own to sit back and relax and just unwind to collect his/her thoughts. But do guys need to have a “man” room? I mean, seriously? You’re not eight fucking year old and women are not gross and will not give you cuties. Do Man Rooms need to be so gross?

If you have a “Man Room” and you call it that, you’re a doofus. Might as well crush a beer can on your head ’cause you don’t use it for much else. Oh, and can I come over for a sausage party? I’ll totally show you my weiner!

I was checking my web stats and I saw that someone found this site by Googling the phrase used in this post’s title.

There is nothing to say.

I bought this last weekend and then bought a record player to go with it on Monday. Listening to records with big headphones on is a great experience and if you’ve never done it, you should.

It’s true. The location isn’t all that secret and probably really easy to figure out. I made it to test this layout and it worked to my liking, so now you get to see this layout. I recently started a little project at work involving a few WordPress installations and therefore thought it would be cool to have multiple installations on this here site. What am I going to do with all these blogs? I’m not sure, but I’ll think of something. I’d like to have the time some day to make my own WordPress theme from scratch rather than cannibalizing the themes that others create.

Oh well. This is good enough for now. Later!

Here you go.

Fun!