Archive for the ‘Evil 'n' Malice’ Category

I GIVE MYSELF A SOLID GOLD TELEPHONE

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

I REMEMBER THIS ONE TIME I GOT ON THE FUCKING GO TRAIN AND IT WENT TO ITS FIRST STOP AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE. BUT THEN IT WENT TO ITS SECOND STOP AND SHORTLY AFTER THAT THE FUCKING TRAIN STOPPED ABOUT TWO MINUTES PAST THE STATION DUE TO WHAT WE WERE TOLD WAS A PLASTIC BARREL THAT WAS ON THE TRACK THAT THE TRAIN HIT AND WAS DAMAGED BY. THEN THE FUCKING TRAIN STOPPED FOR TWO MOTHERFUCKING HOURS BEFORE THE OPERATORS DECIDED THAT EVERYONE SHOULD GET OFF THE TRAIN AND GET ON THE TRAIN BEHIND IT. SO EVERYONE GOT THE FUCK OFF THE TRAIN AND STOOD OUTSIDE FOR HALF AN HOUR WHILE IT SNOWED ON THEM. FINALLY THE SECOND TRAIN PULLED UP AND EVERYONE GOT ON IT BUT THE TRAIN WAS ALREADY FULL BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE ALREADY ON IT, OF COURSE. SO EVERYONE FROM THE FIRST TRAIN HAD TO STAND. NOW THAT EVERYONE WAS ON THE SAME TRAIN, THE TRAIN COULD DEPART THE STATION. BUT OH NO, IT COULDN’T BECAUSE THE FIRST FUCKING TRAIN WAS ON THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING TRACK, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SECOND TRAIN. ABOUT A HALF HOUR AFTER THAT, THE TWO TRAINS STARTED MOVING SO SLOWLY THAT I COULD HAVE CRAB WALKED FASTER THAN THEM. ANYWAY, THE TRAIN EVERYONE WAS NOW ON GOT TO THE NEXT STATION AND STOPPED FOR HALF AN HOUR. THEN IT STARTED MOVING AGAIN BUT STOPPED WITHIN MINUTES BECAUSE - SURPRISE - THERE WAS MORE DEBRIS IN THE WAY. EVERYONE HAD TO GET OFF THE NEW TRAIN AND GET ON BUSES - BUT THEY WAITED ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES BEFORE TELLING ANYONE THAT. SO EVERYONE GOT OFF THE TRAIN AND WALKED TO THE ENTRANCE OF THE STATION. SOME PEOPLE LOOKED AHEAD AND SAW ONE OF THE TRAIN PERSONNEL TRY TO MOVE SOMETHING OFF THE TRACK. AT THIS POINT I DECIDED TO GET BACK ON THE TRAIN BECAUSE MY FUCKING BUS WAS NEVER GOING TO COME. AND IT NEVER DID. INSTEAD, THE TRAIN STARTED UP AGAIN AND THEN WE WERE OFF. THIS TIME I’M REMEMBERING JUST HAPPENED TONIGHT. I LEFT WORK AT 5:30 AND GOT HOME AT 10:20. I HOPE WHOEVER PUT THAT SHIT ON THE TRAIN TRACK GETS SHIT ON MY SEAGULLS AND PIGEONS EVERY FUCKING DAY.

For a less angry account of what happened, click here.

You’re Asking For A Crotch Kick, Buddy

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Every morning, in order to leave the building I live in, I must first go into the parking garage to get into my car. Both yesterday and today there was a very strong smell of gasoline in the parking garage. Both yesterday and today I’ve had to try to hold my breath all the way from the door to the building to the door of my car. And both yesterday and today I have had breathing problems and burning mucous membranes in my nose and throat because of it.

If I find out who is spilling gasoline in the parking garage, I will kick him in the nuts and shit on his face.

Sympatico Can Suck It

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

What the fuck is this? I’m pretty sure I’m paying for high-speed internet access ($50/month!) yet sites take for-fucking-ever to load. And that’s if they even load. Sometimes the modem doesn’t even DO anything. No incoming/outgoing indicator flickering whatsoever. Nope. Nothing.

And this is made even better by the fact that I like playing games online. What I don’t like is the fucking connection being so poor that I drop out of matches time and again, thus losing my rank in battle.

FUCK!

It Snowed!

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

I like snow. I think it’s really calming, pretty. There’s something about watching a snowfall that makes me feel cosy, and that the world is okay.

Then I realize that snow is hell for roads. Roads, however, are hell anyway. Fuck roads. Fuck cars. Fuck snow on roads that turns grimey black. Fuck the world, because it took nearly two fucking hours to get home tonight. And you know what? I’m going to be going to sleep in just two hours. So that’s just great.

I have already accepted that I spend more time at work than I do at home. I’m finding it hard to swallow that I’ll be spending only two hours at home awake - maybe even less than that if the roads are worse (which they will be!). Of that time, I spend about 20 minutes walking the dog (which I do love to do, don’t get me wrong) and a substantial part eating/washing dishes.

So that’s it. Put a fucking stab wound in my face because without time to do anything, I may as well be bleeding from my fucking eyes.

There’s a New Boss In Town

Monday, November 21st, 2005

Capitals In Usernames

Took me about 15mins to figure out what my username for this thingy is because SomeOne, *cough*Shaun*cough*, decided that it would start with a Capital letter. I mean, who uses captials in usernames?? Really!

So no SWBFII with the boys tonight, as my job went late (as usual). Hope you guys had fun, Shaun and Reay, but I’m sure it just isn’t the same without me.

Note to self: I need to play more battlefront.

Stay tuned for more updates from the front,

Aggies Out!

Stupid Flash

Monday, November 21st, 2005

I never knew how much I hated Macromedia Flash until today. Stupid Flash can go to hell.