Courtesy of Cracked.com, I present you with the 7 Most Useless Transformers Ever.

This thing just made my day.

At my old job, there were many times where I wanted to just stab my eyes out with a pen so I can get out of working there.

This game is based on the premise that you work a shitty office job that you’re tired of. And holy, could I have used this back then!

Five Minutes To Kill (Yourself), courtesy of the awesome people at Adult Swim.

The Head of Cartoon Network has resigned because the people of Boston are fearful morons who don’t know that real bombs aren’t made of PCBs with LEDs on them.

Number one in tha hood, G!

Total books read last year: 20

Total books read this year: 1

Thank you, Nintendo DS!

Secret’s out. My super identity revealed: The Worm. Illustration by Jorge.

I’ve read two more books, bringing my annual total to 20.

• Elliott Smith and the Big Nothing - Benjamin Nugent
• Out of Gas - David Goodstein

Here’s a quick list of books I’ve read so far this year. I’m aiming to hit 18.

• Star Wars: Heir to the Empire - Timothy Zahn
• Star Wars: Dark Force Rising - Timothy Zahn
• Star Wars: The Last Command - Timothy Zahn
• Star Wars: Specter of the Past - Timothy Zahn
• Star Wars: Vision of the Future - Timothy Zahn
• Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - Matthew Stover
• Calculating God - Robert J. Sawyer
• Grailblazers - Tom Holt
• Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
• The Electric Forest - Tanith Lee
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? - Phillip K. Dick
• Watership Down - Richard Adams
• The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
• Superstud - Paul Feig
• Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs - Chuck Klosterman
• I Am Legend - Richard Matheson
• Microserfs - Douglas Coupland

EDIT: I actually already have read 18 books this year. I forgot about 78 Reasons Why Your Book May Never Be Published And 14 Reasons Why It Just Might by Pat Walsh.