We live in amazing times when an ad for a cartoon is considering a fucking bomb threat.

This is totally awesome. Now cartoons are even better than ever. It’s a talk for another time, but suffice to say that within the past ten years, they’ve surpassed live-action television (and most films) as quality entertainment.

If you watch the video, you’ll see that they continually refer to the ads as a hoax, when in reality, they’re ads. Also funny is how they refer to the character as “Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” and not “A Mooninite character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.” Amazing.

What would the ads be like for a Metalocalypse movie? Blacker than the Blackest Black, Times INFINITY, to be sure.

UPDATE: Someone has now been arrested in connection with this - The aforementioned article was updated to reflect this.

You’d better not smoke any marijuana.

I’m hoping this is a joke. But considering the story I read last week about officers clubbing peoples’ dogs to death to prevent the spread of rabies, it probably isn’t.

The world is a messed up place. Think about it.

There’s this old man on my street who walks a pug every day around 5:30 in the afternoon. The pug poops in the same place every day. The old man uses a bag and picks up the pug poop. Then he takes a few steps to the bushes up against a fence, and he empties the bag of poop into the bushes.

Then, he folds up the bag and puts it back into his pocket.

No, I’m not lying. Guess who wishes he had a video camera?

Read this article.

“We had the shirts that say, ‘Don’t be a war toy.’ We had them in our bags, we didn’t have them on. When they saw us in the backpacks with them, they took it from us and they say we couldn’t get them.”

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As you know, I have recently visited New Orleans where I visited my wife’s former home and neighbourhood. Well, someone else has also returned from there, but the areas visited were much harder hit, and the despair is much more evident from the photos. You can take a look at them here.

The thing is, having been there myself, I can tell you that the photos I took are nowhere near doing justice to what the area really looks like. Looking at my photos is like looking through a peep-hole. A photo cannot possibly convey what it’s like to be there. And that is saying a lot, as the pictures this person took are terrifying.

Our favourite trashy rapper, 50 Cent, has recently said he does not like Oprah because she doesn’t have rappers on her show and because she panders to old white women.

That’s pretty funny, there, Fiddy. It’s funny because you pander to white kids. No self-respecting Black person would like you or the shit music you make.