I’m recording an album! Well, not really. I am making a bunch of noisy shit on my Nintendo DS and will be releasing it under my DJ FINISH HIM “stage” name and will call THAT an album. It’s coming along somewhat nicely so far. I’m happy with it, experimenting with beats and such. Loops. That kind of thing. Not really the kind of music I would want to make had I a real studio with real instruments, but for the restrictions placed upon me, this is the best I could fucking do, okay? Fuck!

Anyhow I was just experimenting with a new piece of software, thinking it was sounding pretty awesome when my wife disgustedly asked, “What IS THAT? It makes Death Rape 2000 (a very noisy/almost unbearable song) sound harmonious.”

Well, there you go. I suck. Foetus, I’m sorry I made your song sound harmonious. You have my word it was not intentional.

I’m giving it a break today. My feelings have been greatly hurt.

I’ll admit my previous reaction to the Transformers movie by Michael Bay was written in haste and thus I didn’t get to address a bunch of things that also helped kill the movie.

Let’s talk Decepticons.

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And HOLY SHIT IT FUCKING SUCKS.

Spoilery:
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Why else would he try to put an end to PBS?

The Head of Cartoon Network has resigned because the people of Boston are fearful morons who don’t know that real bombs aren’t made of PCBs with LEDs on them.

Number one in tha hood, G!

We live in amazing times when an ad for a cartoon is considering a fucking bomb threat.

This is totally awesome. Now cartoons are even better than ever. It’s a talk for another time, but suffice to say that within the past ten years, they’ve surpassed live-action television (and most films) as quality entertainment.

If you watch the video, you’ll see that they continually refer to the ads as a hoax, when in reality, they’re ads. Also funny is how they refer to the character as “Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” and not “A Mooninite character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.” Amazing.

What would the ads be like for a Metalocalypse movie? Blacker than the Blackest Black, Times INFINITY, to be sure.

UPDATE: Someone has now been arrested in connection with this - The aforementioned article was updated to reflect this.

You’d better not smoke any marijuana.