ON THE SUBJECT OF “MAN ROOMS”
One thing I think is so hilarious is the concept of the “Man Room.” Are you familiar with this concept? I am, thanks to television shows such as “Take This House And Sell It” in which people who can’t sell their homes get help from professional designers to tidy their shit up and move on. In more than one episode that I’ve seen, the home has a “Man Room” in it.
And what is this fabled Man Room, you ask? Well it’s a room where the Man of the house apparently decides that all conventions of tidiness, neatness, and tastefulness need not apply. Simply put, it’s a room for the guy of the household to be a big fat slob and sit around with his nuts hanging out. Amirite?
Anyhow, I have no problem with people in long term relationships who live with their significant other to want to have a little place of their own to sit back and relax and just unwind to collect his/her thoughts. But do guys need to have a “man” room? I mean, seriously? You’re not eight fucking years old and women are not gross and will not give you cuties (or cooties, whatever). Do Man Rooms need to be so gross?
If you have a “Man Room” and you call it that, you’re a doofus. Might as well crush a beer can on your head ’cause you don’t use it for much else. Oh, and can I come over for a sausage party? I’ll totally show you my weiner!