I REMEMBER THIS ONE TIME I GOT ON THE FUCKING GO TRAIN AND IT WENT TO ITS FIRST STOP AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE. BUT THEN IT WENT TO ITS SECOND STOP AND SHORTLY AFTER THAT THE FUCKING TRAIN STOPPED ABOUT TWO MINUTES PAST THE STATION DUE TO WHAT WE WERE TOLD WAS A PLASTIC BARREL THAT WAS ON THE TRACK THAT THE TRAIN HIT AND WAS DAMAGED BY. THEN THE FUCKING TRAIN STOPPED FOR TWO MOTHERFUCKING HOURS BEFORE THE OPERATORS DECIDED THAT EVERYONE SHOULD GET OFF THE TRAIN AND GET ON THE TRAIN BEHIND IT. SO EVERYONE GOT THE FUCK OFF THE TRAIN AND STOOD OUTSIDE FOR HALF AN HOUR WHILE IT SNOWED ON THEM. FINALLY THE SECOND TRAIN PULLED UP AND EVERYONE GOT ON IT BUT THE TRAIN WAS ALREADY FULL BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE ALREADY ON IT, OF COURSE. SO EVERYONE FROM THE FIRST TRAIN HAD TO STAND. NOW THAT EVERYONE WAS ON THE SAME TRAIN, THE TRAIN COULD DEPART THE STATION. BUT OH NO, IT COULDN’T BECAUSE THE FIRST FUCKING TRAIN WAS ON THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING TRACK, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SECOND TRAIN. ABOUT A HALF HOUR AFTER THAT, THE TWO TRAINS STARTED MOVING SO SLOWLY THAT I COULD HAVE CRAB WALKED FASTER THAN THEM. ANYWAY, THE TRAIN EVERYONE WAS NOW ON GOT TO THE NEXT STATION AND STOPPED FOR HALF AN HOUR. THEN IT STARTED MOVING AGAIN BUT STOPPED WITHIN MINUTES BECAUSE - SURPRISE - THERE WAS MORE DEBRIS IN THE WAY. EVERYONE HAD TO GET OFF THE NEW TRAIN AND GET ON BUSES - BUT THEY WAITED ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES BEFORE TELLING ANYONE THAT. SO EVERYONE GOT OFF THE TRAIN AND WALKED TO THE ENTRANCE OF THE STATION. SOME PEOPLE LOOKED AHEAD AND SAW ONE OF THE TRAIN PERSONNEL TRY TO MOVE SOMETHING OFF THE TRACK. AT THIS POINT I DECIDED TO GET BACK ON THE TRAIN BECAUSE MY FUCKING BUS WAS NEVER GOING TO COME. AND IT NEVER DID. INSTEAD, THE TRAIN STARTED UP AGAIN AND THEN WE WERE OFF. THIS TIME I’M REMEMBERING JUST HAPPENED TONIGHT. I LEFT WORK AT 5:30 AND GOT HOME AT 10:20. I HOPE WHOEVER PUT THAT SHIT ON THE TRAIN TRACK GETS SHIT ON MY SEAGULLS AND PIGEONS EVERY FUCKING DAY.

For a less angry account of what happened, click here.

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