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Migh-Tee Ro-Bots! Migh-Tee Ve-Hi-Kills!

For some reason, I have the GoBots theme in my head. Not the whole theme, mind you. Just the part that goes, “Migh-Tee Ro-Bots! Migh-Tee Ve-Hi-Kills!”

Remember GoBots? They were nowhere as cool as Transformers, but Cy-Kill was pretty badass all the same. And Zod was cool, too. Leader-1 was a pussy, though. Same with all the Guardians.

I get really odd songs stuck in my head all the time. Especially really bad songs. This morning I woke up with “I Got My Mind Set On You” in my head, for instance. I think I’ll start keeping a log of songs that get stuck in my head from now on, starting with this.

EDIT: What I had in my head was actually the song from the GoBots commercials in my head, which is even weirder.

81 Responses to “Migh-Tee Ro-Bots! Migh-Tee Ve-Hi-Kills!”

  1. Jorge Says:

    You’re a bastardly bastard.
    I had the following songs stuck in my head thanks to retrojunk.com:

    - Construx
    - Wheeled Warriors
    - Sanford and Son
    - Super Mario

    Now I have Gobots in my head.

  2. Megashaun Says:

    They actually have the songs posted online?

    Sanford and Son had an awesoem theme song. “Bup bup pweedooo! Bup bup pweedo beedoo boop!”

  3. Jorge Says:

    “Bup bub pweedooo! Bup bup pweedo beedoo boop!
    Budda bup bup bup bup pweedooodooo!”

  4. Megashaun Says:

    What the hell? I just watched the Gobots intro and nowhere in it does it say “Migh-Tee Ro-Bots! Migh-Tee Ve-Hi-Kills!”

    I must have a Gobots commercial tune in my head. But how? And why?

  5. Jorge Says:

    These are among the great unanswered questions of our time.

  6. Megashaun Says:

    42?

  7. Jorge Says:

    That’s the answer to only 1 question, though.

    And that question is, “What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?”

  8. Megashaun Says:

    You’re right. Dammit. Dammit all.

    You know what sound GoBots lasers made?

    “Duhkha Duhkha! Duhkha Duhkha!”

  9. Jorge Says:

    Nothing sounds cooler than Prime’s Gun.
    Except for the Theme song from Great Space Coasters.
    You will NOT Out-comment me.

  10. Megashaun Says:

    I don’t even know the theme from Great Space Coasters. I’ll have to find it and listen to it now.

    Out-comment? I didn’t know it was a contest.

  11. Jorge Says:

    It’s not.
    You’re it.

  12. Megashaun Says:

    They should actually make a GoBots video game. Screw the Transformers. Sure, they’re cooler, but they get too much attention these days. I’m all for obscureness. A GoBots/Snorks Adventure Quest would really hit the spot right about now.

  13. Jorge Says:

    You need to throw in some Shirt Tales to make it a good deal.

  14. Megashaun Says:

    A game based on Droids would be awesome, too. And by awesome, I mean it would induce that “Oh crap it’s Sunday and there is nothing better on and tomorrow is school and I haven’t started my homework yet” dread.

  15. Jorge Says:

    Hehehe.

    Yeah.
    I remember when I was a kid, and all those TV-based games would come out for the C64. And then I’d get them.
    And then I would be very disappointed.

    Stupid games.

  16. Megashaun Says:

    Yeah. What’s funny is that right now, I could write code for games better than those. I should actually do a text-based Choose Your Own Adventure game sometime. I’ve always wanted to. I’m just super lazy.

  17. Jorge Says:

    You should do one on your site as a sidebar entry.
    That would be cool.
    You can make it really hard, and when someone wins, you can give them a Shatton Button, or Shutton, as we call it.

  18. Megashaun Says:

    No, I’m too lazy. It’s not going to happen.

  19. Jorge Says:

    Well then.
    Shame on you!

  20. Megashaun Says:

    I know. I mention it, then say I’m not going to do it. What a jerk I can be.

  21. Jorge Says:

    Yeah.
    But you’re pretty cool.
    I don’t think I will send out the hit squad.
    Led by….
    Cy-Kill.

  22. Megashaun Says:

    Cy-Kill’s transformation is a little lame. Even lamer is that I can remember emulating it by kneeling and putting my fists together on the floor in front of me.

    Hey… Halloween costume idea! No one would get it.

  23. Jorge Says:

    Hah!
    My parents had one of those ab wheel things. It was like a rolling pin. You kneeled down and grabbed a handle on each side of a wheel and then rolled forward, and back.

    I only used it to pretend I was Cy-Kill.

  24. Megashaun Says:

    Wow. We are huge nerds. You especially!

  25. Jorge Says:

    Yeah.
    The only nerd bigger than me is YOU!
    :)

  26. Megashaun Says:

    Yes! I win.

  27. Jorge Says:

    Okay.
    Well, we will have to resume this when I get back from Cuba.

  28. Megashaun Says:

    Agreed. Or you can be a huger dork than me and keep posting from Cuba. It can happen!

  29. Jorge Says:

    I almost posted here from Cuba, but it took too long to load.
    COMMENT OVERLOAD!

  30. Megashaun Says:

    Yeah. I blame you. And me, having to reply to everything you post. Dammit!

  31. Jorge Says:

    Yes.
    Our reluctance to stop replying will be the undoing of the internet.

  32. Megashaun Says:

    Or this site. Whichever comes first.

    In other news, did you see those Transformer costumes?

  33. Jorge Says:

    No! Linky linky!

    Man typing hurts today.

  34. Megashaun Says:

    I don’t have the link anymore. You got it in an email when you were on holiday. Also: That sucks that you broke your finger. Hope it heals in time for some Gamecubin’.

  35. Reay Says:

    What? Jorge broke his finger?
    WTF, man, 9000 e-mails a day at work, and this NEVER ONCE comes up?

    Fine. You guys wanna leave me out of the loop? SCREW YOU, then.
    I’m gonna play Battlefront tonight. USING ALL MY FINGERS.

    Stupid Elite Secret Brown Society.

  36. Reay Says:

    Ok, I’m really off to prep pork chops now.

    USING ALL MY FINGERS.

  37. Jorge Says:

    Is that what you’re calling it now?
    “Prepping Porkchops”?
    I get yo’ ol’ lady to prep my porkchops.

  38. Megashaun Says:

    Nice one, Figs.

    Reay also uses all his fingers to remove one single nose hair. His are about 1 cm in diametre. Gross!

  39. Jorge Says:

    His fingers? Or his nose hair?

  40. Megashaun Says:

    The nose hair on his fingers, go figure that one out!

  41. Jorge Says:

    Yikes.
    That’s some crazy hair finger noses.

  42. Megashaun Says:

    I thought I had it bad, being brown and all.

  43. Jorge Says:

    Can’t compare to being a Danish Finger Nosehair factory.

  44. Megashaun Says:

    When he was little, he brought a whole new meaning to fingerpainting, as he had brushes on his fingers.

  45. Jorge Says:

    This was his hidden talent.
    But then, it went away.

    Poor Reay.

  46. Megashaun Says:

    But then he got his other talent: Crankypantsness!

    Bastard stole my talent.

  47. Jorge Says:

    Reay’s other talent is to steal the talents of others.

  48. Megashaun Says:

    God bless ‘im!

  49. Jorge Says:

    So..

    How ’bout those gobots?

  50. Megashaun Says:

    Remember the scooter one? I think he was called Scooter. He was always smiling, too.

    Coptur had a beak. Who makes a beaked transforming robot?

  51. Jorge Says:

    The Gobots people, that’s who.

    They should have called him “Beaky”

  52. Megashaun Says:

    Him and Wheelie from Transformers could have been friends.

  53. Jorge Says:

    Or brutal, brutal enemies.

    Or..

    lovers…

  54. Megashaun Says:

    Most likely they were lovers.

    I was watching some Transformers last week and the replay value goes something like this:

    1 - Wow! Transformers! I used to watch this all the time. I can’t wait to see these DVDs!

    2 - That wasn’t as good as I remember and I paid ninety bucks for this. I feel dirty

    3 - Hrm. It’s actually a lot worse than I remember. I liked stupid stuff when I was a kid.

    4 - HAHAHAHAHA! Grimlock is so annoying!

    5 - HAHAHAHAHA! Everyone is so annoying!

    6 - I could have written this.

    7 - No wonder I thought this story was so good.

  55. Jorge Says:

    I agreeing.
    :)

    I don’t know if it’s a good idea to relive all memories.

  56. ZOD Says:

    Bow down to me!

    BOW DOWN TO ME I SAY!

  57. davjd Says:

    I don’t remember the Go-Bots Zod Monster talking like the Zod in Superman Two. Or are we no longer on the Go-Bots thread :P

    Did anyone actually own that toy? It seemed somehow wrong to me.

  58. Jorge Says:

    The Go-Bots thread will never die!

    NEVER!

  59. Megashaun Says:

    Of course not. It’s like the brain that wouldn’t die.

  60. davjd Says:

    remember the 1995 Go-Bot Megatron?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatron

  61. Jorge Says:

    You mean Reay’s brain?

  62. Jorge Says:

    This is the thread that never ends…

  63. davjd Says:

    Is that like the Neverending Story?

    I remember seeing that at someone’s place as a kid, who had better cable than we did.

    Would that movie suck if I saw it again today?

    I never did see any of the sequels. How is old Bastian doing today?

  64. Jorge Says:

    Him and that big furry weirdo had several children.

    Bastian is a stay-at-home something or other.

  65. Megashaun Says:

    I never saw any of those movies but the girls in my grade six class loved it. You guys is little girls.

  66. davjd Says:

    dude, I was only in between grades 3 and 4 when I saw it. Grade 6? What grade sixer would see it?

  67. Jorge Says:

    I will visit you on Friday and pull your scrotum out through your nostrils for calling me a little girl.

    I’m clearly a big girl.

  68. davjd Says:

    Yes, Jorge wears Pampers Pull-Ups® Brand Training Pants.

    “I’m a big kid now”

  69. Jorge Says:

    Aaaaaaaaanyway…

    What the hell?
    This thread almost died?

    CPR for the Thread!

  70. Shaun Says:

    Yeah wtf indeed. Almost got killed is what happened.

  71. Jorge Says:

    Well I won’t allow that to happen, man.

    I JUST WON’T!

  72. Megashaun Says:

    Good. Anyhow isn’t weird that Hasbro now owns GOBOTS?

  73. Jorge Says:

    This I did not know.

    Wait…
    Who owned GOBOTS originally?

  74. Megashaun Says:

    Nobody owns GOBOTS. You can’t own them. They OWN YOU.

  75. Megashaun Says:

    And yes, that contradicts my previous comment on HASBRO owning them. Did Tonka own them before? I think so. Whatever. Fucking look it up.

  76. Jorge Says:

    Don’t make me come over there.

  77. Megashaun Says:

    Not even to snugs?

  78. Jorge Says:

    Well…

    Maybe…

  79. Megashaun Says:

    Nice! Bow-chika-waaah-waah.

    Remember the Go-Bot headquarters that was essentially like an AT-AT?

  80. Jorge Says:

    Yeah.
    RIP-OFF!

  81. Megashaun Says:

    I had that toy growing up. You know what I did with it? In grade 10, I modded it so I could hook up my cassette player to its speaker to BLAST Snoop Doggy Dogg. Was pretty cool.

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