Finally going to have some coffee. The carafe broke 4 days ago and we had to buy a new maker just to get a carafe. Dying of withdrawal. Must…. Have… COFFEE.

Yesterday the video card on my computer fried, and it wasn’t even during a particularly intense rendering moment. Oh no. It fried while surfing for replacement coffee carafes. Why are they so expensive? $20 for a fucking pot to make coffee in? That’s how much I paid for the entire coffee maker!

And why is the glass they’re made from so bloody thin? It’s like they’re designed to break just so you have to buy a new one. They’re like the razor of the kitchen.

One thing I think is so hilarious is the concept of the “Man Room.” Are you familiar with this concept? I am, thanks to television shows such as “Take This House And Sell It” in which people who can’t sell their homes get help from professional designers to tidy their shit up and move on. In more than one episode that I’ve seen, the home has a “Man Room” in it.

And what is this fabled Man Room, you ask? Well it’s a room where the Man of the house apparently decides that all conventions of tidiness, neatness, and tastefulness need not apply. Simply put, it’s a room for the guy of the household to be a big fat slob and sit around with his nuts hanging out. Amirite?

Anyhow, I have no problem with people in long term relationships who live with their significant other to want to have a little place of their own to sit back and relax and just unwind to collect his/her thoughts. But do guys need to have a “man” room? I mean, seriously? You’re not eight fucking year old and women are not gross and will not give you cuties. Do Man Rooms need to be so gross?

If you have a “Man Room” and you call it that, you’re a doofus. Might as well crush a beer can on your head ’cause you don’t use it for much else. Oh, and can I come over for a sausage party? I’ll totally show you my weiner!

I was checking my web stats and I saw that someone found this site by Googling the phrase used in this post’s title.

There is nothing to say.

It’s actually not even on sale. It’s free, Creative Commons, like. Feel free to distribute and use free provided a) you do not profit from this and b) I get credited.

The album Dance Dance Rebellion was made entirely on my DS using a sequencer program and various samples. Here it is.

(includes wikked cool album art)

A few notes on samples/riffs:

Disco 666 contains a sample from Sweat Loaf by Butthole Surfers. Look Out And Shout is a sort of cover of a Shock Rockets tune, but in another key. It includes riffs lifted, but not sampled from, The Cantina Band by John Williams and Nice 2 Luv You by 54-40. It also includes a scream sampled from the video game Mortal Kombat 2. Battle At The Dam is based on some incidental music from the original Transformers cartoon and Boss Fight is based on the boss fight music from the video game Zillion II: The Tri Formation, which is a Sega Master System game.

Oh, and be this dude’s friend, on MySpace.

Here is the album art from the upcoming DJ FINISH HIM album, DANCE DANCE REBELLION.

I’m recording an album! Well, not really. I am making a bunch of noisy shit on my Nintendo DS and will be releasing it under my DJ FINISH HIM “stage” name and will call THAT an album. It’s coming along somewhat nicely so far. I’m happy with it, experimenting with beats and such. Loops. That kind of thing. Not really the kind of music I would want to make had I a real studio with real instruments, but for the restrictions placed upon me, this is the best I could fucking do, okay? Fuck!

Anyhow I was just experimenting with a new piece of software, thinking it was sounding pretty awesome when my wife disgustedly asked, “What IS THAT? It makes Death Rape 2000 (a very noisy/almost unbearable song) sound harmonious.”

Well, there you go. I suck. Foetus, I’m sorry I made your song sound harmonious. You have my word it was not intentional.

I’m giving it a break today. My feelings have been greatly hurt.